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Spot the difference
Boots Wellies Have you ever seen anyone look less like someone else? Conclusions: Let’s not bother today
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Bumper xmas issue
“Show some zest Show some pity DISCLAIMER: This post is really long, with not that many jokes. But it has a lot of pictures. ADDENDUM TO DISCLAIMER: Just put some hysterical jokes in, reckon it’s well...
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Remarkable serendipity
Geometric Geoduck I left home for my friend’s birthday party on Saturday night wearing a jungle-print two piece, a leopard-print bodysuit and silver stilettos. I had also added a very large parka and...
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Geometrics #2 and #3
Prints Grinch Illusions Delusions I borrowed these glasses from my friend Stef. They suit him. Here’s hoping my eyesight holds out a little longer.
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Pleather/stew
Grandeur Grand mal The iPhone auto-enhance did something terrifying to my eye, which I’ve left in for good cheer. Fish and chorizo stew Fish and chorizo spew The stew was delicious, although the...
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Maniacal stair
Your eyes are playing tricks on you Your eyes are being removed for your own benefit At the bottom of the stairs was one of my workmates, shouting “what the f*ck are you doing?”
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Everything on a white background
Cocktail Cockhead Trousers Pants Work Shirk Today saw the return of my long-term nemesis. Funnily (but not that funnily) enough I’m wearing the same trousers I was wearing last time I had to copy...
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A new dignaccle*
* Pinnacle of dignity Satin Pratting We were looking for a wood-panelled wall when my friend Charlotte suggested that the floor would make a good match. By golly was she right.
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What’s that behind the curtains and do you think it has been sipping...
Posts a bit sparse last week as I spent part of it in Prague with no evening dresses, part of it in bed with a cold and no costume jewellery, and not much of it in front of the mirror with a lipstick...
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Out of office autoreply
Thanks for your email, I am currently out of the office, returning on tbc. Previous reasons for hiatus include: Ate too many pies/pheasants Spent all money on designer pochettes Demoralised by lack of...
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Eight years later
Oh hai! I’m now peddling my neuroses on Instagram. Come and marvel at the fact that, eight years later, I still can’t pose in a dress without looking like a 1980s secretly cross-dressing Tory MP...
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